vultures

a text message conversation that occurred today between the big cheese and i

BC: if there are vultures outside they won't attack the dogs right?
me: um, not typically unless they're dead
BC: like there's vultures sitting on our house
me: um, that's creepy
BC: *picture message of vultures sitting on house*
me: my guess is that you and the dogs are way too big and alive for them to mess with - but i'm on my way if you'd rather wait
BC: they're gone, i brought a golf club for fending off vulture attacks
me: oh that's awesome