sassy

the SO and i just finished watching an episode of kitchen nightmares - after it was over there was a preview for next week's episode

me: we didn't miss that episode did we?

SO: i hope not - i love seeing fat chicks cry

me: .....

SO: especially sassy fat chicks



then he realized i was blogging about it

SO: people are going to think i'm a douche

me: *nodding in agreement*

SO: and you're gonna make me look like a douche, aren't you?

me: *nodding in agreement*

SO: i'm really glad i don't read your blog



for the record he's not a douche, he's actually a super nice guy who sometimes says inappropriate things especially when he knows they'll make me laugh :)