pearl necklace

the SO was upstairs working, i was downstairs not working

SO: pumpkin, you want a pearl necklace?

me: what? um, sure

SO: you do?

me: i guess, i don't even know how to answer that question

the SO comes over and leans over the loft wall to look down at me

SO: you know what a pearl necklace is right?

me: um?

SO: it's when i cum on your neck

me: wtf? that's gross

SO: (laughing like an idiot) i can't believe you've never heard of that - i was listening to ZZ Top and they were singing about a pearl necklace

me: ewww - i am blogging about this - the blogosphere is going to think you're a douchebag - first the golden show and now this

SO: make sure you put that you didn't know what a pearl necklace was

me: sure, i'll do that, i'm glad that is what you got out of this conversation

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